Maybe you really like wings…or maybe you’re a starving college student who is sick of ramen noodles and peanut butter sandwiches. Either way, you rely on ten cent wings for Wednesday dinner. And maybe Thursday. And Friday. Well, after buying ten dollars worth of wings, how are you going to carry them out? I suggest…a wingsak: a poksak for wings.
Parachutesak
Whenever I feel especially tired I turn to my favorite drink: Red Bull and raspberry syrup over ice. This combination essentially gives me the energy of say, a rocket- which is fine until I need to slow down. Fortunately, I have my poksak parachutes: simply tie two poksaks to your back belt loops and allow them to slow you down easily. Problem solved! Note: this will NOT work on a runaway Toyota.
There’s no sense in crying over spilled ice
So maybe you don’t have a fancy fridge in your house, which means you are forced to fill a bunch of little ice cube trays every time you want a chilled beverage. Well, everyone knows how that goes..you go to fill up a tray, scald yourself with hot water (now the cubes will NEVER freeze.. And who uses water that hot anyways?!) but by the time you walk from the sink to the freezer half the water is on the floor anyways. On a side note, we can design robots that can perform surgeries, but I’ve yet to see an ice cube tray with a splash guard. Well next week you won’t fall for this trap. Instead, you’re going to buy ice. $5 and 10lbs later, you’re carrying your bag of ice through the kitchen and in a heart wrenching move, it breaks. Now what? Should you clean it up? Well to this I ask: have you ever played a freezing game of 200 pick up? Or maybe it’s better to leave it? After all, all ice eventually melts and dries. Unfortunately, you don’t have adequate tile space for a miniature Great Lake. Looks like you’ll be picking up each cube. To those of you who can relate I have this piece of advice: save your sanity and put the bag in a poksak- you won’t be crying over spilled ice if you do!
Spring is in the Air, Use Your Poksak as Flare
Spring is in the air,
Use your poksak as flare,
People will stare,
In evny of course,
They will be cheering you on,
With poksak banners on their lawn,
They begin again at dawn,
Spring is in the Air,
Show your flare,
USE YOUR POKSAK!!!
Poksak Gift Packs
Don’t know what to get your partner or friend for their Birthday? Problem solved. Order a poksak online, then stuff with all kinds of goodies. You can even make it a themed gift pack. For example, for a male co-worker, you can go to Target and purchase Spiderman underoo’s for $8.00. You can also add a Spiderman DVD, popcorn, a candy necklace, and a 6-pack of their favorite beer. I’m telling you, he will sit in his underoos, munching on his snacks, sipping on a cold beer, watching his new dvd. Note to self, perfect gift for my boyfriend!
Sweat Catcher
Yes, I know using a poksak as a sweat catcher is absolutely revolting. But, here me out. If you haven’t already done so, watch the new Shakira video “Gypsy” featuring Rafael Nafal by clicking on the link below. One word.. DANG!! It’s one hot and sweaty video. Ok, back to the point. Yes, I’m a girl, and as disgusting as it may sound, I’d be willing to umm… stand with my poksak catching Nadal’s sweat! I swear I’m not crazy but, this is Rafael Nadal we’re talking about. Let’s face it, he’s gorgeous. So ladies, don’t deny you wouldn’t do the same thing! Poksak reusable bags are the new sweat bands!!
This video was found on the PopEater website (AOL)
Take Your Poksak To Work Day
You know how they have take your daughter to work day, well now it might be take your child to work day. Anywho, I’m creating a take your poksak to work day (Tuesday March 2, 2010). Prepare to be amazed at how much a poksak can hold. You can carry your books, lunch, netbook computer, your purse, and sunglasses case. Well, that’s what I currently have in my blue poksak! Once you take your poksak with you to work, you’ll never go back to your old, stuffy briefcase. Get with the program, go green, use a reusable bag!
Post Office What?
Have you got a lot of mail to bring to the post office today? Don’t make the mistake of trying to juggle all the letters and packages with the phone, car keys and wallet you’re already holding. I suggest: the post office poksak! No more leaving shoe prints on the letters you drop and accidently walk on!
Rain, Rain Go Away
Day Three:
I’ve experienced rain and fog for approximately 72 hours straight. While I consider myself a champion of New England weather, this is just too much. The grey skies are relentless this week, and I find myself sitting inside with some tea, watching the trees outside my window drip. Things are starting to pick up though, as I put all the wet shoes and jackets from the last few days into a poksak and hit them in my basement. I have to admit, it’s a welcome improvement over the wet heap that previously sat next to my doorway. Will the weather continue? Will a poksak save the day? I’ve got some spring-less cleaning to do now, but I’ll remember to keep you posted!
What does your plastic bag cabinet look like?
If you’re anything like me, you occasionally acquire a plastic bag or two that sits in a cabinet alone without a use. Well, I live with five people- and everyone’s occasional plastic bag over the last few months has grown to a monstrous collection that takes up an entire cabinet. Feeling frustrated and angered that I had to rummage through hundreds of bags, I came up with a brilliant plan: take all the bags, put them inside of a poksak and call it a day. It worked! and now my cabinet is stress (and clutter) free!