Poksak and PETA

Have you all seen the new PETA billboard? Its explicit message is very disturbing. The message supposedly encourages overweight people to stop eating meat and become vegetarians. C’mon PETA the billboard is highly offensive, have some shame. For argument sake, doesn’t meat provide protein and other nutrients that are actually healthy? My suggestion, take your dang poksak to the grocery store and buy up the entire beef section and it eat it in front of PETA’s office building. It’s time someone got on their case about exploiting overweight people.

Poksak at the Supermarket

There are so many, many uses for a poksak – I think we can all agree. But let’s not forget the obvious: the supermarket. These bags were decided with the laundry detergent, milk and toilet paper shopper in mind. How many reusable bags can you actually swing over your shoulder comfortably when they are full? How about when they are full and you are tall? How about when they are full, you are tall and have muscular arms? How about when they are full, you are tall with muscular arms and love bright fun colors? You guessed it, one: the poksak. The poksak fits all body types, and is remarkably comfortable and fun. Buy at least three today, and then buy three more for your best friend!

Tiger

What do you all make of the Tiger Woods incident. Here’s my theory:

He didn’t give Elin poksaks. She had been nagging him to buy her poksaks for her family and friends and he failed. So, Tiger stormed out of the house, an angry Elin ran after him with a golf club. Tiger was so distracted, he ran into a fire hydrant and a tree. Elin thought gee, instead of breaking through the front passenger side to help him, maybe whacking at the back window will show him how upset she was because he didn’t buy her the poksaks.

The End

Little Miss Piggly Wiggly

Yes, there is actually a grocery store chain here in the South called Piggly Wiggly, better known to us Southerners as “the Pig”. I was shopping at the pig yesterday and had a brilliant idea, “the Pig” logo would look great on a poksak. You see, “the Pig” sells t-shirts in all sorts of colors with their logo on it. Amazingly enough, when tourist season picks up, those shirts sell like hot cakes. Tourists will buy anything! So why not buy a poksak with “the Pig” logo on it? Think about it, poksak reusable bags can be used as grocery bag, beach bags, picnic bags, the uses are endless. Next step, contact the Piggly Wiggly headquarters. They would be stupid to pass on an opportunity like this!!!